Dialogue for Fun

1. Ram: " Doctor, a bee has stung me.It's paining too much".
2. Doctor: "I'll apply this ointment on it."
3. Ram:" You can't find it,the bee, any way."
4. Doctor:" O.K.Tell me in which place where you were stung."
5. Ram: " It happened in the park where I was sitting under a tree."
6. Doctor." In which part did it sting you?"
7. Ram."It was on my finger."
8. Doctor:" Which one?"
9. Ram: " How do I know?" "All bees look same to me."
10. Doctor: " I got up from the wrong side of the cot,today."
11. Ram: " why do you say so?"
12. Doctor: : " I have never come across a patient like you in my life so far."
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14. Which is far? The moon or Mumbai???
15. Mumbai,of course, because we cannot see it.
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17. There are 100 birds in a tree.
18. I shoot one bird.How many birds left on the tree? is it 99 or nil???
19. Nil .no bird. why ? all the other birds will fly away to save their lives.
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