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Monday, September 29, 2014

British English/American English

  1. What is colour  for us,
  2. Is COLOR for the American.
  3. What is favourite for us,
  4. Is FAVORITE  for the American,
  5. What is metre for us,
  6. Is METER for the American.
  7. What is neighbour for us,
  8. Is NEIGHBOR  for  the American.

  9. (Why do we call him our neighbour, father?)
  10. (Is it because he neighs like the horse??)

  11. What is programme for us,
  12. Is PROGRAM for the American.
  13. What is skillful for us,
  14. Is SKILFUL for the American.
  15. Is it because they can do better than us???

  16. What we call theatre,
  17. Is THEATER for the American.
  18. What we call tyre,
  19. Is TIRE for the American.
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  21. Sink says the American,
  22. We say wash-basin.
  23. Windshield says the American,
  24. We say  wind-screen.
  25. Intermission says the American,
  26. For the interval in the cinema.
  27. American call it a pitcher,
  28. Which we call jug.
  29. One way ticket for the American
  30. Is the ticket for the single journey.
  31. ( We all come in this world with the One way ticket,from where we can never return in the same pattern.)
  32. Give me a raise says the American,
  33. For the rise in his salary.
  34. American carries the flash-light,
  35. Which we call as torch.
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  37. Expansion:
  38. UFO.Unidentified flying object.
  39. C.A. Chartered Accountant.
  40. S.S.C. Staff Selection Commision.
  41. CAT. Common Admission Test.
  42. UNESCO- United Nations Educational,Scientific and Cultural Organisation.
  43. NGO- Non -Government Organizations.
  44. UAE- United Arab Emirates.
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